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Now that the merging of the Church and the Military Industrial Complex is complete, maybe we could get prayers on our money! I've got one all ready to go: I pray you enjoy this five dollar bill as much as I did. Sorry for the stains. And over the words a picture of God fucking a bison or something equally patriotic. The Retardicon Republic will rise again!
I love Bible verses used to justify killing people. It's almost as good as torturing people so that they lie to give you your excuse to kill people. I'm sure Jesus is very proud of Rummy and his friend, Dick. Jesus loves war.
As I pointed out in my post yesterday, the truly scary part is that these reports were only circulated among the top level. This wasn't some cynical ploy to manipulate the the great unwashed Jesusy masses for votes, Rummy and the rest of theocratic psychos really thought they were fighting a holy war.
This original copy of the Sermon on the Mount was found recently on a KKKristian DoD analyst's computer.
"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' Yea, verily, I tell you. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to your artillery commander and say, "Drop some Willy Peter on those raghead infidel mofos" or call in your Avenging Angels of the USAF and say unto them, "Now rain hellfires and mavericks on their asses from manned aircraft and Predator drones and fuck them up mightily." And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well (the one that's been sprayed with anthrax spores). If someone forces you to go one mile, make him pay for the frikkin' limo. Give to the one who asks you (as long as he is already obscenely wealthy), and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you--not unless those fucking pussy liebrals get a bill passed limiting interest rates. Let us Prey.
Armored Christian fighters in the Mid East, proselytizing to the godless heathens has a familiar ring to it. This crusade is working about as well as the first 3 or 4. The Jeezus of Christo-fascism is looking a bit moth-eaten or something. Just sayin...
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Sounds like it's all about teh Jesus to me ! Fuck that idea !
ReplyDeleteNow that the merging of the Church and the Military Industrial Complex is complete, maybe we could get prayers on our money! I've got one all ready to go: I pray you enjoy this five dollar bill as much as I did. Sorry for the stains. And over the words a picture of God fucking a bison or something equally patriotic. The Retardicon Republic will rise again!
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I love Bible verses used to justify killing people. It's almost as good as torturing people so that they lie to give you your excuse to kill people. I'm sure Jesus is very proud of Rummy and his friend, Dick. Jesus loves war.
ReplyDeleteAs I pointed out in my post yesterday, the truly scary part is that these reports were only circulated among the top level. This wasn't some cynical ploy to manipulate the the great unwashed Jesusy masses for votes, Rummy and the rest of theocratic psychos really thought they were fighting a holy war.
ReplyDeletePope Urban II is smiling somewhere.
ReplyDeleteVery creepy.
ReplyDeleteMy Bother in X:
ReplyDeleteAll my porn photos have Biblical verse captioned on the margins.
My favorite is my chicks with dicks in SS uniforms reading: “Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. (Psalms 30:5)”
Maybe these affirmations helped the President's little soldier stand taller?
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General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteThis original copy of the Sermon on the Mount was found recently on a KKKristian DoD analyst's computer.
"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' Yea, verily, I tell you. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to your artillery commander and say, "Drop some Willy Peter on those raghead infidel mofos" or call in your Avenging Angels of the USAF and say unto them, "Now rain hellfires and mavericks on their asses from manned aircraft and Predator drones and fuck them up mightily." And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well (the one that's been sprayed with anthrax spores). If someone forces you to go one mile, make him pay for the frikkin' limo. Give to the one who asks you (as long as he is already obscenely wealthy), and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you--not unless those fucking pussy liebrals get a bill passed limiting interest rates. Let us Prey.
"Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed."
ReplyDeleteHow did that one work out?
Rummy was referring to himself.
ReplyDeleteArmored Christian fighters in the Mid East, proselytizing to the godless heathens has a familiar ring to it. This crusade is working about as well as the first 3 or 4. The Jeezus of Christo-fascism is looking a bit moth-eaten or something. Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteMoondancer is quite right. Gotta give Rummy props for his sense of history.
ReplyDeleteNext up: Anti-Jewish pogroms in Eastern Europe!