Pro Life Pulse
Dear Nurse Stanek,

But why? Why would a fellow warrior in the compelled childbirth movement do that? Well, I don't think you did it intentionally. I'm guessing you never received the email I copied you. Instead, it was intercepted by someone, the same person who passed the sentence fragment onto you, Pastor Tim.
Obviously, if that's the case, he must hate the pre-born. That'd explain why he's trying to cause a rift between us, two of the nations greatest forced pregnancy activists. But again, why?
Perhaps it is because he participates in the greatest slaughter of them all, the Tube Sock Holocaust. It makes sense if you think about it. He looks like a masturbator. He looks like the kind of man who'd leave billions of our tiniest citizens, the Spermatazoan-Americans to die of dehydration in a cotton desert.
And it's not just him. I've said it before. His associate pastors look kind of "funny" too.
We've got to do something about it. We've got to stop him, and I think you know how to do it.
In my last email--the one that was intercepted before you could receive it--I congratulated you for responding to Dr. Tiller's assassination by linking to a targeting site that posted pictures of another OB/GYN, his wife, and his daughter along with their work and home addresses.
You should consider doing the same for Pastor Tim and his assistants. Here's a graphic you can use:

All you need to add are their names and addresses along with some very strong, hate-inspiring rhetoric and you'll be set. Just think of how many Spermatazoan-Americans we could be saving here!
Heterosexually yours in a chaste, biblical, and little-Spermy-protecting kind of way,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
And it's not just him. I've said it before. His associate pastors look kind of "funny" too.
We've got to do something about it. We've got to stop him, and I think you know how to do it.
In my last email--the one that was intercepted before you could receive it--I congratulated you for responding to Dr. Tiller's assassination by linking to a targeting site that posted pictures of another OB/GYN, his wife, and his daughter along with their work and home addresses.
You should consider doing the same for Pastor Tim and his assistants. Here's a graphic you can use:

All you need to add are their names and addresses along with some very strong, hate-inspiring rhetoric and you'll be set. Just think of how many Spermatazoan-Americans we could be saving here!
Heterosexually yours in a chaste, biblical, and little-Spermy-protecting kind of way,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot