Rep. Bill Posey
U.S. House of Representatives
Dear Rep Posey,
I'm a big supporter of your work to use the birth certificate issue to remind everyone that Obama's father had sexual relations with a white woman. Indeed, I thought I'd try to lend you a hand with it earlier today. My thinking was that I could use you as an example to demonstrate how easy it is to prove a person's citizenship. Unfortunately, my research lead me to the conclusion that you also may not be a citizen..
I can find no records for you prior to your move to Florida in 1956. It's like you did not exist. A search for your rather curious surname--what kind of a name is Posey, anyway; it sounds like a flower not a man--revealed that it is an English name, originating in Oxfordshire.
That made me wonder. Why would there be people named after flowers in Oxfordshire? It'd make more sense that was a French name. They're kind of a foofy people, the French. Could it be, I wondered, that you are actually French and are trying to hide that fact by working in league with genealogists to falsify the location of the Posey ancestral home?
So I started poking around French web sites. Eventually, I came across a photo of Francois Mitterand, the socialist ex-president of France, and your resemblance to him is striking!
After running a battery of tests (see attached graphics), I'm fairly certain he is your father. That leads me to believe that you, sir, are a citizen of France rather than the United States.
I demand to see your birth certificate.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Test Results:
Near-exact combover correlation.
Exact cyanic diffusion around eyes and lips.
Visually calibrated measurement of eyes and nostrils reveal perfect biometric match.Readers: I urge you all to join me in contacting* Rep Posey and demanding that he provide his birth certificate.
