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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Pledgeleegence Exorcism Preformed on Birfcertifercut Demon
Posted by
Anonymous
Patriots had to resort to the greatest exorcism right of them all, the Pledgeleegence Exorcism, after a furriner demon blinded Rep. Mike Castle's eyes to Obama's birfcertificut treason
Praise the Son of God that these people don't require their lord and savior to produce similar proof of His legitimacy! Why, they'd end up with a hollow fantasy from long-ago, no more based on reality than flying monkeys and invisible rabbits. It's why Jesus can't be president.
Band together Birthers! We don't need some forged birth certificate to know what the holy ghost witnesses to my heart this day: Obamanation was born in Contentent. The MSM is spending BILLIONS to repress this truth, but the chain e-mails have all the FACTS.
One shudders as Reason -- Plato's cord of gold to the One -- is flung aside, replaced by a curious and novel exorcism never anticipated by the framers of the flag salute. A perfect illustration of the evolution of cultural memes.
I can handle all kinds of weird shit, Sir, you know that I can. But 20 seconds into that video (and about five seconds of that nasal whine) and I had to switch it off. Prancing KKKrist in a polka-dot pinafore. I can't handle it, Sir, I will lose my lunch, my sanity and my, my--well, fuck it, whatever it is--I'll lose that too.
Just see how muck they'll kick about being native-born if the Governator gets within spittin' distance of the White House - they'll be clamoring for a Constitutional amendment in a hot second.
wtf?
ReplyDeleteI want PROOF of Obama's Kenyan citizenship!
Praise the Son of God that these people don't require their lord and savior to produce similar proof of His legitimacy! Why, they'd end up with a hollow fantasy from long-ago, no more based on reality than flying monkeys and invisible rabbits. It's why Jesus can't be president.
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intresting one...........
ReplyDeleteBand together Birthers! We don't need some forged birth certificate to know what the holy ghost witnesses to my heart this day: Obamanation was born in Contentent. The MSM is spending BILLIONS to repress this truth, but the chain e-mails have all the FACTS.
ReplyDeleteOne shudders as Reason -- Plato's cord of gold to the One -- is flung aside, replaced by a curious and novel exorcism never anticipated by the framers of the flag salute. A perfect illustration of the evolution of cultural memes.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of a south park episode. Where's Cartman?
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir:
ReplyDeleteFuck, Sir, just FUCK!!!!
I can handle all kinds of weird shit, Sir, you know that I can. But 20 seconds into that video (and about five seconds of that nasal whine) and I had to switch it off. Prancing KKKrist in a polka-dot pinafore. I can't handle it, Sir, I will lose my lunch, my sanity and my, my--well, fuck it, whatever it is--I'll lose that too.
Just see how muck they'll kick about being native-born if the Governator gets within spittin' distance of the White House - they'll be clamoring for a Constitutional amendment in a hot second.
ReplyDeleteThere's lots of proof that the govt's 9/11 story doesn't hold water. But, they believe something that there's no proof of.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z907S0MutcA&NR=1
Only in IdiotFuckinAmerica, sir.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be great if Castle just looked at her, paused a beat, and said "Why don't you shut the fuck up, crazy bitch"
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