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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Abstinence is a day too late



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4 comments:

  1. General Sir,

    I would like to volunteer, should there be a call. I know it would be a dangerous and unpleasant mission. But I believe it might give her a notion of where all these people live who ARE "....ready to have AIDS".

    Your Obt. Svt.

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  2. General, Sir:

    That video is shit. I can't tell if her eyeliner matches that sweater--damned good thing, too! That shade of lavender on her 56 year old virginal eyelids would do things to my heart that I ain't felt sincet Darla ran off.

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  3. General Sir,

    I believe this would be good propaganda to send to Al Qaida operatives to show them an example of one of the virgins they will be receiving upon their martyrdom.

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  4. K-Lo will reach that milestone soon.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.