Wowsers! this guy would need a couple of PhD's from Jerry Falwell's Liberty University and Aluminum Siding Sales Ltd. to begin to be as dumb as shit. Right now he makes a barnyard manure pile look like Einstien.
"Let's look at it scientifically. My Bible says..."ROTFLMAO as the kids say
General, Sir:Where did he get that spiffy uni?
God put the animal remains in the T-Rex scat for reasons that will be made clear when we're dead. So there. Now run along so daddy can wear the special diapers. ++++
Everybody knows the Fruit Bat goes after the flesh of homosexual men.I'm not falling for the crap this guy in his Steve Irwin pajamas is telling us. [Speaking of which, I bet Steve Irwin was also convinced that Sting Rays were harmless!]However it can be argued that the Bible explained thousands of years ago that the Yeti and Sasquatch were referred to as Nephalim.Just sayin'.
Didn't the devil put the bones in the T-Rex shit to trick us? I thought the devil put all the fossils in the ground.
Holding a sermon in a museum of natural history? The shear genius of such subversion is staggering! To reciprocate, perhaps we can hold a biology class (Evolution 101 for example) in church.That'll rot their socks..
General, Sir:I'm wonderin'; is this purty mouthed boy is up for a trip in the wilderness? I see something from "Deliverance" of "Lord Of The Flies" comin' up.
I was raised by Jehovah's Witnesses, and they believe the same thing; namely, that all animals ate vegetables before Adam and Eve's fall.They also believe that when the New World comes, all meat eaters will return to being vegetarians again.I'd mention the dinasour shit to my parents, but it would be pointless.
[Speaking of which, I bet Steve Irwin was also convinced that Sting Rays were harmless!]Oh, the Croc Hunter knew stingrays were dangerous. He was just convinced that he was invulnerable, because he had picked up so many deadly things without harm, so what was one more stingray?But to get to my real point, WHY IS THIS PROFESSOR GIVING IN TO THE LIE THAT TYRANNOSAURUS REX's EVEN EXISTED?!? It's a trick by Satan! Dinosaurs were not mentioned in the Bible. SO THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!! If you even TALK about dinosaurs, Satan wins!
Wow. That is awesome on so very many levels.
We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.