Gubernatorial Candidate
Dear Sen. Howie,

But I'm a little disappointed you didn't oppose Charles Kruse's attempt to sneak gay tolerance language into the policy anyway. How else could his motion to add cowboys be construed? Truck drivers aside, you won't find a group as chock full of the gay as cowboys. They've even added "steer decorating" as a rodeo event. I blame the Village People for that.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Elsewhere: Charles Kruse's war against black-footed-ferretofascism.
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