Producer for Jesus
Dear Mr. Phillips,
I can't wait to see your documentary, "The Galapagos Whaling Controversy: A Christian Perspective" . From what I'm hearing, it finally exposes the membership of the anti-whaling activist group, Sea Shepherd, for what they truly are--animal-loving, Darwin-worshiping agents of the Lord of Greeness, Satan.And what a vile group they are. Armed with stink bombs to sicken crewmen and nylon cord to foul propellers, they've spent the last few winters thwarting the will of Japan's finest, the courageous admirals of industry who provide whale flesh to a blubber-hungry public for dining "research."
Now, Sea Shepherd has stepped it up a notch by allowing the Japanese "whaling research" security vessel, the Shonan Maru No. 2, to ram one of their boats as it sat drifting in the water, waiting to be fueled (video).
But as you note in your press release, this is more than a war between ecoslamunistofascism and sushi shintoism. It's a Christian conflict as well. It's another front in the Great Crusade against the UnJesused, a strategic campaign to overcome the dark forces of Darwinism.
I hope your film includes a section describing the genesis of the conflict between Judeo-Christians and whales. It's a vital piece of information. Whales are beautiful, majestic creatures of Satan. People will side with them unless they remember that a whale started this war by swallowing Jonah. I like to think of it as the Judeo-Christian Pearl Harbor, a day that will live in infamy, the moment the whale kingdom declared war against Christianity by swallowing a prophet of the Lord.
It's why I never go on a cruise. I suspect the same is true for Dr. Dobson, Rep. Shimkus, Glenn Beck, and other prophets. We don't want to be swallowed up.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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