White House Office of Faith-based and Neighborhood Partnerships
Dear Mr. Dubois,
A fellow man of God needs our help. The Australian government fired psychologist Mark Edward Tynan for taking a faith-based approach with his patients. Apparently, the government objected to his work with fetuses who were being "programmed" by the Illuminati.
The programming consisted of exposing them "to ‘hostile chemicals’ [ingested] by the mother or by injecting it into the amniotic fluid and poking with needles." Additionally, the Illuminati applied electrical shocks the the pre-born. The shocks and the chemicals caused the fetuses to experience their "first death/near death experience and the first sense of intense fear or terror." In other words, the Illuminati are recruiting our unborn babies by scaring the Jesus out of them.
Let me assure you that Pastor Tynan acted professionally in his practice. He consulted with experts and invited demon exorcists to assist in his sessions.
It'd be a shame if all his knowledge and experience went to waste. I hope you will consider inviting him to serve on your staff.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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