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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

God Speaks to Brother Beck

Posted by Anonymous
When a Mormon male says God speaks to him, he means it literally. We believe in modern-day revelation. God shoots the breeze with us (Mormon males over the age of 12) just like he did with Moses or Elisha. Mormonism was founded because of revelations given to a 14 year-old boy, Joseph Smith.

He speaks to the teapartyingest Mormon elder of them all, our beloved Glenn Beck, as well. Indeed, he's given Brother Beck a plan to save America. It's a plan so important, only an ad from moneychangers could delay it's delivery to the people:

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