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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Don't blame us. We're Caucasian

8 comments:

  1. Ah yes, Goldman Sax. What a sweet note that is.

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  2. When I see that leering Jesus there, arms full of long, thick cucumbers, it makes my Cavern of Shame™ clench with fear over the thought of what he might do with them...

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  3. Bukko: your comment just made my Cavern of Shame™ spit out a tour bus.

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  4. And just what was that tour bus doing in there in the first place, young man?

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  5. Bukko: About forty-five miles per hour.

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  6. Then that would explain the skid marks in your jockey shorts...

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  7. Gentlemen:

    I was playing trivia at a local watering hole last evening (and, yes, I did fucking WIN!!) and one of the team's names was "Crouching Woman, hidden cucumber".

    I only do cucumbers in slices or sweet, sweet gherkins.

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  8. I've heard of "hiding the sausage" but "hiding the cucumber"? Makes me want to toss my salad. Although I suppose that's physically impossible. Unless you're Gene Simmons.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.