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Thursday, September 16, 2010

My Ad for O'Donnell



Does anyone have an email address for her campaign? I really want to submit this ad and help her in any way I can.

21 comments:

  1. Official Campaign Song? The Tubes, “Don’t Touch Me There”

    You’re welcome, America.

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  2. Apparently, Oditzell's had sex -- filthy, oozing SEX -- before. But at least she disliked it so much that she re-virginized.

    VonEb -- good onya for a Tubes link, you WPOD!

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  3. Is it Palm Sunday already?

    ++++

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  4. We're talking Breitfart here -- call it Palm Scumday.

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  5. General, good to touch base with you. I have not been well. Had the gout, and rickets, a dose of the clap and lung cancer. You may have notice i haven't been around in awhile.

    But i saw in the news today that the Director of Homeland Security issued a security alert about your "Burn a Confererate Flag Day" campaign. It's right in here in the middle of the story:

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/09/appalled-pa-gov-shuts-reports-protests/

    I believe Governor Rendell himself owes you an apology, as does that lame director. I certainly hope you write to them and assert your manhood.

    Your humble servant,

    Lt. worem

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  6. General Sir!

    Here is some contact info for Christine
    O'Donnell:

    http://votesmart.org/bio.php?can_id=65777

    you might have to mail it to her house:

    http://www.ourcampaigns.com/CandidateDetail.html?CandidateID=122923

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  7. General, Sir:

    I think a good campaign slogan might be:

    "I need a 'hand up' not a 'hand job'!".

    Sir, I have noticed that more commenters are using the salutation, "General, Sir" (actually, it is usually a variant thereof) and I just want to say that in order to make my own suckup salutation stand out more better I may have to go to using, "Sir, General, Sir--My beloved General, Sir!" with the ejaculation at the end. I really don't want to go there, Sir, 'cuz I just read that, especially after pooberty that the average man can only ejaculate one every couple of hours--I post lots more comments than than some days.

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  8. Goddamn it, typos! That's what I get for typing with one hand!

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  9. What is the sound of one hand spanking the monkey?

    Waxing the dolphin?

    Bopping the bishop?

    Pounding the politician?

    Palpating the palpatine?

    Fondling the fundie?

    Should it be accompanied, musically--perhaps by a recording of Martin Mull's "Men"?

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  10. Bukko: Love. That. Song. Everything that was great/awful about the ’70s.

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  11. I like this version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT8NcDVxs_0&feature=related)

    more better.

    I wonder if this might have been a spoof on Teddy DeTeabagger Nonuggets' simulated sex during some of his shows. Since he's a Man'sman'sman'stoy (translation: Fucked in the library, by the butler, with a strap-on) he probably doesn't get major wood unless there's a page, an altar boy and a ballgag handy.

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  12. Why, Demo, I don’t think Christine O’Donnell would approve!

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  13. Of course, The Tubes were from San Francisco. Which makes them teh eeeevil. And teh ghey. Teh gheeeeeevil...

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  14. Dear Bukko Canukko:

    The Tubes may be from San Francisco, but Mr. Fee Waybill is a 'Husker, having been born about a year after me in Omaha. Perhaps if he had not been born I would be the lead singer for the Tubes or at least the Internetztubez. I was at choir rehearsal one night (some years back when I was doing church) and one of the nice choir ladies said we should be doing some more "contemporary music". I suggested, "Don't Touch Me There!". There were several blank looks, but three of the other ladies immediately started, "The smell of burning leather...".

    Marlon Brando lived about a mile from my house as a child. Henry Fonda lived on the other side of the block from my house.

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  15. Demo – My high school produced Ernest Hemmingway, Ray Kroc and Ludacris. Oh, yeah … and Betty White and Kathy Griffin, too. Of course, of those the only one I knew was Kathy Griffin, but still.

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  16. Dave von Ebers:

    Shame on you, for being a better name dropper!

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    AS THE PRO-AMERICAN CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK, CARL PALADINO WILL RESTORE HONOR, INTEGRITY AND DIGNITY TO THAT SIN-SICK LIBTARDED STATE!!!!!

    WITH THE GOOD O’DONNELL, CHRISTINE, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE FROM DELAWARE, WE WILL SEE A MORAL AWAKING THROUGHOUT THE LAND!!!!!

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    R O T F L M A O ! ! ! ! !

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.