Andrea Minichiello Williams
Dear Mrs. Williams,
It's not a surprise your organization, Christian Concern, is one of Nadine Dorries's most ardent supporters. As a Member of Parliament, she's fought hard for Christian values and is known as the House of Commons' fiercest advocate for compelled childbirth.
But Mrs. Dorries is in trouble now. After her lover's wife publicly insulted her by calling her a "marriage wrecker," Mrs. Dorries responded in the only way a true Christian could--that is by writing a blog post announcing that the wife is an alcoholic. Of course, the left is now viciously attacking her for "wronging" a "victim" a second time.
Mrs. Dorries, who's often referred to as being "Britain's Sarah Palin," needs your help, and you should provide it in the same way Palin's supporters help her--that is by repeating Dorries's charges about her lover's wife. Ferociously attack the wife as an alcoholic. Get on all the chat shows and call her a drunk who doesn't deserve to be married to Mrs. Dorries's hot slab of man meat.
I think it's what Jesus and a million Sarah supporters would do.
Heterosexually yours in a chaste and biblically appropriate kind of way,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
p.s. I should make it clear that I refer to Mrs. Dorries as "Mrs" because she was formerly married. She is not married now, only her lover is. She left her husband during Christmas a few years ago after he was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. She explained it by saying that he and she were at "entirely different stages in our life."
Has she been introduced to Newt Gingrich?