Christian Concern
Dear Mrs. Williams,
It's not a surprise your organization, Christian Concern, is one of Nadine Dorries's most ardent supporters. As a Member of Parliament, she's fought hard for Christian values and is known as the House of Commons' fiercest advocate for compelled childbirth.But Mrs. Dorries is in trouble now. After her lover's wife publicly insulted her by calling her a "marriage wrecker," Mrs. Dorries responded in the only way a true Christian could--that is by writing a blog post announcing that the wife is an alcoholic. Of course, the left is now viciously attacking her for "wronging" a "victim" a second time.
Mrs. Dorries, who's often referred to as being "Britain's Sarah Palin," needs your help, and you should provide it in the same way Palin's supporters help her--that is by repeating Dorries's charges about her lover's wife. Ferociously attack the wife as an alcoholic. Get on all the chat shows and call her a drunk who doesn't deserve to be married to Mrs. Dorries's hot slab of man meat.
I think it's what Jesus and a million Sarah supporters would do.
Heterosexually yours in a chaste and biblically appropriate kind of way,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
p.s. I should make it clear that I refer to Mrs. Dorries as "Mrs" because she was formerly married. She is not married now, only her lover is. She left her husband during Christmas a few years ago after he was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. She explained it by saying that he and she were at "entirely different stages in our life."
Has she been introduced to Newt Gingrich?
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI would like to point out that unlike here in US 'Merka. at least in England pols such as this aren't voted for as they are all appointed by the Queen to serve in things called ridings which, oddly, have nothing to do with horses, apparently. I've always found it odd that a country would give absolute power to a transvestite (which--OT--Mrs. Williams certainly resembles)but this is probably a discussion best left for another day. Tally Ho!
Well, I see Mr Butler and Ms Dorrie are "Christians." Apparently, of the Newt Gingrich stripe--honoring Christian values more in the breach than in the observance.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, they practice Leona Helmsley Christianity: "The Ten Commandments are for Little People"....
Britain has no Sarah Palin. There are no wolves in England, no assault rifles to shoot them with, and no helicopters to shoot them from.
ReplyDeleteThere are only men in fuzzy hats.
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ReplyDeleteJust say'n that "sickness and health" thing
ReplyDeleteAll very Newt... Was her Husband actually in the hospital?
Walkr:
ReplyDeleteI'm guessin' that your first comment may go into the oubliette of lost comments. Not that I don't totally agree with you that Nadingdong Dorrie is a support system for a vagina--it's just that the particular shorthand you use is not generally allowed on this here blog. Your sentiments are, of course, similar to mine.
One can only hope that all folks like Newturd and Nadingdong are given the opportunity to proclaim their faith, often and loudly, while dying of some unspeakably painful and lingering illness. It's just the KKKristian thing t'do.
If Ms Dorries MP came from a group of islands off the SW of the UK we could call her a Scilly cow; she doesn't so all that's left is to drop the c. She's had trouble over her expenses relating to where her home actually is - this should stir up a bit more for her but as a voluble christian I'm sure her maker will look afte rher.
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