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Wednesday, February 02, 2011
I Enter Pastor Anderson's Darwinistofascist Art Contest
Posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
Pastor Steven L Anderson
Faithful Word Baptist Church
Dear Pastor Anderson,
Please accept my entry for your Darwinistofascist Art Contest. I hope it complies with the rules you set out in your video. It was hard for me to concentrate on what you were saying because I was distracted by fleeting glimpses of your manly bulge. It's a fine and Godly bulge you have there . Our Lord, Jesus, has surely blessed you.
Uh...anyway, as I was saying, I had a hard time concentrating on what you were saying, but I think I heard you say something about dinosaurs turning onto chicken--hence, my entry, Jesus Turns a Dinosaur Onto Chicken.
I hope you like it. I tried to keep it as historically accurate as possible, although I'm not sure if Chick-fil-A had a franchise in Bethlehem back in Jesus' day. Still, they hate the homosexualists as much as you do, so I'm sure Jesus prefers them to KFC.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot