Paul's chair-based "wave praise" proves, once again, that there isn't a Christian aerobics instructor in America who is more committed to the heterosexual lifestyle.
Jesus is almost as effective as meth.
John avoids the temptations of dating by spending all his free time pumping iron in his mother's basement.
Paul returns, bringing it home with some "Funky Praise."
As Paul says, "That's it, Mary."