North Carolina Senate
Dear Sen. Brunstetter,
It was bad enough that the homosexualist's radical push for love desegregation was destroying all of Newt's marriages, but now, your wife is telling us that it will lead to something far worse. At least that's what Pam Spaulding, whose commitment to the heterosexualist lifestyle is admittedly questionable, is saying:
Ms. Brunstetter said her husband was the architect of Amendment 1 [The NC initiative that, to paraphrase the late George Wallace, guarantees love segregation now, love segregation tomorrow, and love segregation forever] and one of the reasons he wrote it was to protect the Caucasian race.That scares the hell out of me. I don't want marriage equality to turn me into some kind of Islamo-Mexican. Heck, it's probably happening already. Look at Speaker Boehner, he's not nearly as "white and delightsome" as he was a few years ago--he's already a good two-fifths or 1,500 milliliters on his way to being one of Mitt's Mayan Hebrews.
The vote is just 4 days away. Hopefully, the homosexualists won't be able to raise the money they need to sway the remaining undecideds.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot