Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

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Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Listen to me. I have a penis.

Listen to me. I am an authoritative source on any subject, because I have a penis. I'm very proud of that. Along with my being heartlandishly hued and a patriot, it's my greatest accomplishment.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.