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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
I understand that pilonidal cysts are a big problem, and they've kept many a young patriot from serving his country, but couldn't we have tested treatments on tomatoes or something? Was there really a need for scientists to tamper with God's creation and create such a hideous beast as the Rushkey pictured above.
Wait, I think I see the image of the Virgin Mary in there...No, it's just Joe the Plumber.
at 12:01 AM