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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Playing God

I understand that pilonidal cysts are a big problem, and they've kept many a young patriot from serving his country, but couldn't we have tested treatments on tomatoes or something? Was there really a need for scientists to tamper with God's creation and create such a hideous beast as the Rushkey pictured above.

Wait, I think I see the image of the Virgin Mary in there...No, it's just Joe the Plumber.


  1. General, Sir:

    Were they able to at least ensure that the monkey retained it's own superior mental acuity?

  2. That beast is giving me a "come hither" look.

  3. An ass on loan from God.

  4. And is that Dr. Comfort in the background with the banana?


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.