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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Playing God

Posted by Anonymous


I understand that pilonidal cysts are a big problem, and they've kept many a young patriot from serving his country, but couldn't we have tested treatments on tomatoes or something? Was there really a need for scientists to tamper with God's creation and create such a hideous beast as the Rushkey pictured above.

Wait, I think I see the image of the Virgin Mary in there...No, it's just Joe the Plumber.
at 12:01 AM

4 comments:

  1. democommie7:23 AM

    General, Sir:

    Were they able to at least ensure that the monkey retained it's own superior mental acuity?

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  2. Capt. Bat Guano11:19 AM

    That beast is giving me a "come hither" look.

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  3. Jeff Crook1:18 PM

    An ass on loan from God.

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  4. Jeff Crook1:19 PM

    And is that Dr. Comfort in the background with the banana?

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.

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