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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Hitler, Darwin, and Sasquatch

This week I review "The End of Darwinism," a book praised by Pat Buchanan and panned by Ed Brayton, one of the most evil men in North America.

Here's my review. Please cast a vote to make it the top positive review if you are so inclined:
4.0 out of 5 stars Hitler, Darwin, and Sasquatch, July 7, 2009
By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews
Once every generation, human kind is introduced to a truth so self-evident, we are left pounding the sides of our heads with large slabs of salami, wondering aloud how we did not see the truth much earlier. Such is the case with the first few chapters of Eugene Windchy's book, "The End of Darwinism."

His chapter tying Darwin to Adolph Hitler, Karl Marx, and Joseph Stalin was as well argued as anything I've seen since Art Bell first proposed his theory that sasquatch are biological androids built by draco-reptillian aliens bent on eating our gonadial tissues.

That said, I wish had Windchy taken a little more time and tied Darwin to someone even more evil, say, Perez Hilton, or perhaps the Octomom. But that's minor quibble. Hitler serves the author's purpose well enough. Octomom would be just gilding the shamwow.

Unfortunately, that's as good as this book gets. And that's sad, because it could have been so much more if he'd gone that extra step and exposed the evolutionists for the purveyors of sexual perversion they are.

Sure, he's not the only creationist whose failed to expose the evolutionists' depraved agenda. Read my other reviews and you'll see me taking other authors to task for this same thing. But, you'd think that someone who did such a great job exposing Stalin's love affair with Darwin would notice that biologists are trying exploit "our ancestral ties to animals" to seduce us into a living the modern bonobo lifestyle-- a lifestyle of peace where every argument is settled with a fluid-flinging round of hot ape thingy fencing, tongue spelunking, or wang swallowing. That, my friends, is un-American!

Or, worse yet,they want us to emulate the giraffe, where the male is forced to gargle the female's urine before he engages in the procreative act. That is not the kind of world I want for myself. And it's definitely not the kind of world I want for our children. I'll be damned if I'm going to sit quietly while good well-meaning Christian authors ignore any evolutionist plot to get us to gargle our wives' urine.

That is why I can only give this book 4 stars.


  1. Well now! Time to get out the giraffe print cami and thong!

    Oh, mr. jcricket...we have a new game to play.....!!

  2. Those goddammed pigmy chimps have ruined human society for the last time! How can we live up to that kind of standard? We can't! We're doomed. Doomed, I tell ya!

  3. General, Sir:

    Giraffe's "go down"? Who knew. I'm pretty sure I had a date with a bonobo, just the oncet.

  4. Male giraffes are republicans!

  5. General, Sir:
    I tried to post a comment on your review at and was told I had to "purchase something" in order to post. Urine-drinkers. They are already making money off me. (See: ,and I can't make a simple derogatory comment about Mr. Cooper? It ain't right, I tell 'ya.

    Hey, if you ever get any free time (like that's gonna happen with you having to conduct a revolution and all), you could review my book. I would enjoy that, I'm sure.

  6. Sir: Regret to report that The Gay is spreading. It's not only for bonobos anymore. Apparently just about every species on earth is getting into the Lifestyle.

    I blame Clinton.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.