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Isn't "Not true" the same as "YOU LIE!"? So why can't this weenie Supreme Court Justice leap to his feet and let out a Joe Wilson scream to put that uppity president in his place? What's WRONG with Alito, anyway? Where's his patriotism? A real American judge, sitting in the front at a nationally televised speech, shouldn't just visibly MOUTH his disrespect of the President of the United States. Go for the audible, Alito! What do you think this is, some forum of decorum or something?!?
Come 2013, Presidentress Palin will recruit Supreme Court Justices from the ranks of the Ultimate Fighting Championship roster.
I'm glad to see that Samuel "Sammy the Bullshitter" Alito has had better luck than Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano. Of course, in fairness, it should have been "Sally the Bull", but that would possibly have made folks think of "stallion milkin'". Yessiree Bobhosaphat, there's a brand new marshall in Dodge, and he's a jedge, too, also!"
Well isn't Justice Alito entitled to an opinion? What about the First Amendment? Has America turned commie?
... oh, wait a minute, his 'opinion' affects 300 million people... aaand he was appointed by a strongly partisan Republican President... and the raft of corporate (think free, free, free Market) lobbyist stroking him behind the scenes NEED his help ...
Exactly what did you think 'the Pursuit of Happiness' meant?
Justice Alito was talking to the little gray man who lives inside his head, about a matter that was private between the two of them. It was a sheer coincidence that Alito responded while the president was mentioning the recent SCOTUS ruling.
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Seriously, I am worried about the health of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Ginsberg? Ginzb...)...and I think in the future anyone, who is expected to wear long black robes for a living, should be excused from SOTU.
I mean I didn't see a single flag pin on a one of them. They may have worn them, but they just get swallowed up by the robe.
What I find most fascinating is that, again this year, the cameras just happened to be pointing at the one person in the audience who happened, at that very moment, to be calling the president a liar.
I loved the way Biden was pumping his fist and clapping at the end of every sentence. I think he thought he was watching at home. It would’ve been perfect if he broke out a ham sandwich and a beer.
What I find most fascinating is that, again this year, the cameras just happened to be pointing at the one person in the audience who happened, at that very moment, to be calling the president a liar. They don't call me Mr. Conspiracy for nothing.
Nonsense, Jeff. Think how many Republikkkans were mouthing the same thing or worse at all times, but the cameras (no doubt controlled by Demonicrats) ignored their valiant show of silent insurgency. THERE'S your conspiracy, mate!
(Am I still allowed to say "mate" now that I live in Canada? Aussie Gen'l fans, help me out.)
You think YOU'RE confused, mate?!? What about me? I hardly know which side of the street to drive down any more. And when I head down the middle, oh, the honking...
General Sir, One of these days the rest of the Union will be as enlightened as us Utahns when it comes to selecting our Supreme Courters; we know who's most temple recomm, errr, qualified. http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700005652/Bill-challenges-separation-of-powers.html Wussies.
This is interesting. I liked the presentation. Keep sharing!
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Isn't "Not true" the same as "YOU LIE!"? So why can't this weenie Supreme Court Justice leap to his feet and let out a Joe Wilson scream to put that uppity president in his place? What's WRONG with Alito, anyway? Where's his patriotism? A real American judge, sitting in the front at a nationally televised speech, shouldn't just visibly MOUTH his disrespect of the President of the United States. Go for the audible, Alito! What do you think this is, some forum of decorum or something?!?
ReplyDeleteCome 2013, Presidentress Palin will recruit Supreme Court Justices from the ranks of the Ultimate Fighting Championship roster.
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see that Samuel "Sammy the Bullshitter" Alito has had better luck than Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano. Of course, in fairness, it should have been "Sally the Bull", but that would possibly have made folks think of "stallion milkin'". Yessiree Bobhosaphat, there's a brand new marshall in Dodge, and he's a jedge, too, also!"
Well isn't Justice Alito entitled to an opinion? What about the First Amendment? Has America turned commie?
ReplyDelete... oh, wait a minute, his 'opinion' affects 300 million people... aaand he was appointed by a strongly partisan Republican President... and the raft of corporate (think free, free, free Market) lobbyist stroking him behind the scenes NEED his help ...
Exactly what did you think 'the Pursuit of Happiness' meant?
Justice Alito was talking to the little gray man who lives inside his head, about a matter that was private between the two of them. It was a sheer coincidence that Alito responded while the president was mentioning the recent SCOTUS ruling.
ReplyDeleteThis comment was brought to you by the makers of Winston Cigarettes. Remember, Winston tastes good like a cigarette should!
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Seriously, I am worried about the health of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Ginsberg? Ginzb...)...and I think in the future anyone, who is expected to wear long black robes for a living, should be excused from SOTU.
ReplyDeleteI mean I didn't see a single flag pin on a one of them. They may have worn them, but they just get swallowed up by the robe.
In the future, Congressmen (and Supremacist Court Jedges) will wear lapel pins with the logos of the corporations that own them...
ReplyDeleteWho was the woman in the Hot Pink?
ReplyDeleteSuspicious color, don't you think?
What I find most fascinating is that, again this year, the cameras just happened to be pointing at the one person in the audience who happened, at that very moment, to be calling the president a liar.
ReplyDeleteThey don't call me Mr. Conspiracy for nothing.
I loved the way Biden was pumping his fist and clapping at the end of every sentence. I think he thought he was watching at home. It would’ve been perfect if he broke out a ham sandwich and a beer.
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ReplyDeleteWhat I find most fascinating is that, again this year, the cameras just happened to be pointing at the one person in the audience who happened, at that very moment, to be calling the president a liar. They don't call me Mr. Conspiracy for nothing.
Nonsense, Jeff. Think how many Republikkkans were mouthing the same thing or worse at all times, but the cameras (no doubt controlled by Demonicrats) ignored their valiant show of silent insurgency. THERE'S your conspiracy, mate!
(Am I still allowed to say "mate" now that I live in Canada? Aussie Gen'l fans, help me out.)
Bukko, you can still say “mate” if I can sign off with “cheers,” which I often do.
ReplyDeleteCheers, mate.
Bukko in whereever, I'm getting confused about your actual whereabouts. Is this another conspiracy to confuse the readers of this wonderful blog?
ReplyDeleteYou think YOU'RE confused, mate?!? What about me? I hardly know which side of the street to drive down any more. And when I head down the middle, oh, the honking...
ReplyDeleteGeneral Sir,
ReplyDeleteOne of these days the rest of the Union will be as enlightened as us Utahns when it comes to selecting our Supreme Courters; we know who's most temple recomm, errr, qualified.
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700005652/Bill-challenges-separation-of-powers.html
Wussies.
Bukko, I always thought the "honking" was cheering me on, blissfully unaware is well, such a comfortable place to be.
ReplyDeleteVery bad manners, Sammy-boy.
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