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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Eggman Commeth



And Our Republican Lord and Savior doesn't believe that story about Drudge anyway.

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  1. Drudge Smudge Full 'O Fudge, Pudge! With Dicks You Get Egg Smell!

    p.s. Nice lapel flag, RJ.

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  2. General, Sir:

    Matt Drudge (rhymes with "packing fudge") is no gayer than Larry "Toilet Tappe' Craig or, or, umm, nermind.

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  4. What part of "Do as I say, not as I do, or I'm gonna tell on you!" do these haters not understand?!? It makes me want to give poor Matt a dozen eggs. If he won't answer his door to accept them, I'll just throw them at his windows.

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  6. One more thing -- I know that some smirky llleftists are going to say "Drudgie-pudgie is a smear artist. So it's natural that he wants to have eggs smeared on him during bouts of kinky gay sex." Those llliberals! Is there nothing they won't stoop to?

    And one more one more thing -- the hatas can't get their story straight. Some say that Drudge likes his kinky gay sex with raw eggs smeared on his chest. Others say he likes his kinky gay sex fully clothed in the shower. What is is, lllibbos -- does Matt like kinky sticky gay sex with eggs, or kinky wet gay sex with clothes on? You don't even know WHAT kind of kinky gay sex Drudge engages in!

    P.S. Try not to think of the phrase "kinky gay sex" every time you think of Matt Drudge. Just don't. Just like you should not think of "might have raped and murdered a young girl in 1991" when you think of Glennn Beckkk.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.