Senior Executive Producer
Dear Mr. Vortis,
Like you, I'm worried about the American electorate. They're far too protestant, far too secular, and far too brown to cast meaningful votes. I mean, my gosh, they elected an Amish Moor in the last presidential election. Next, it'll be a Chinese Lutheran. You can bet on that.
Thank the Blessed Virgin, you have a plan to end this crisis. Here's how you explain it on your video:
The only way to prevent a democracy from committing suicide is to limit the vote to faithful Catholics. Only a true Catholic nation can survive, because only truly Catholic people will be the ones looking at God and not staring in the mirror. When they cast their votes, they cast them with an eye to what God desires, not fallen human nature...I like your idea. Think how much greater our nation could be if Der Popenfuhrer ruled it with his well-manicured iron hand. At worst, we'd all get a pair of very stylish shoes to wear at our inquisitions. And if we're lucky, the inquisitor would put us in altar boy outfits before transubstantiating in our secret parts.
The only way to run a country is by benevolent dictatorship, a Catholic monarch who protects the people from themselves and bestows on them what they need, not necessarily what they want, who protects their rights as human beings.
It was this political system that caused Europe to emerge from the morass of marauding barbarians and create western civilization. A noble Catholic monarch advances the common good while loving and caring for his people.
If you think about it, this is, exactly how the universe is governed, isn't it. Thy kingdom come; thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.
It doesn't get any better than that.
Gen JC Christian, patriot