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Monday, October 11, 2010

Pastor Steven L Anderson's Wife on Thingy-Chopping Hebrew Homosexualists

Zsuzsanna Anderson
Pastor's Wife

Dear Mrs. Anderson,

When I first heard about your husband's latest problems with the police, my first thought was they must be either sitzpinklers or Amish infiltrators who are angry at Pastor Anderson for threatening our secretly-Amish president. But now, after reading your latest Q&A at Are They All Yours, I'm wondering if the cops might be part of a Jewish thingy-chopping cabal that is trying to silence you and your husband.

I mean, heck, they can't be happy that you exposed their aardvark decapitation plot:
Historically, circumcising all males in America became common during World War II, when mostly Jewish doctors stayed behind from the war and advocated for it... The American trend toward circumcision was further fueled by a fascination for Judaism and Zionism, both of which are contrary to true Bible doctrine.

...Many, if not most hospitals sell the tissue for various uses, such as making cosmetics, stem cell research/cloning/animal-human-hybrids, and other perverted uses.
As I'm sure Rick Sanchez would agree, that's something the media would never report. They don't want us to know that Jewish doctors and scientistofascists are using foreskins to develop a race of kosher Christian babies.

Later in your Q&A, when asked about what you'd do if any of your children were homosexualists, you expose the link between homosexualism and being unJesused:
What would you do if you found out your child is a child molester or mass murderer? Homosexuals are on the same (or worse) level of depravity. I would be absolutely disgusted with them and not want to socialize with them any more than I would want to socialize with the other examples given.

But how likely do you think it is for your child to grow up and be a Hitler or a sex predator? Do you think raising such a monster would be avoidable if you did your job as a parent right? According to the Bible, only unbelievers can become homos, because they have rejected God and hate Him. In turn, God turns His back on them, and they become the dirty animals that they are because they are only following their wicked, perverted hearts.
Unfortunately, you don't go any further than that, but who is more unJesused than a Jew who is not Jesus? I'm surprised you didn't make that connection.

Heterosexually yours in a chaste and biblical (KJV, of course) kind of way,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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9 comments:

  1. It is just too, too frightening to think of what the unJesused would do with green jello.

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  2. You know what's superduper Unspeakably Awful about those Hebrooic 4SknSnpprz? (See, I can spk txt just like the yoof of 2day!) It's all the penis-touching they do.

    It's a disgusting place down there. I mean, not like it was a woman's thingie, God no, but still foul enough. I hate it every time I have to contact mine for official business, but it's been easier since I got access to an unlimited supply of rubber medical gloves. The only time I feel really good is when I can go to that special type of man's bar where other friendly fellas will pull it out for me and do what needs to be done with their own hands. Doesn't seem to bother 'em any.

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  3. I'm guessing Pastor Anderson has yet again forgotten his bible teachings. Romans 13 clearly gives direction in this situation.

    1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves.

    Another hell-bound demon exposed.

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  4. I just sent you 10 bones, uhm , that may not be proper lingualge; but...

    Keep up the good work.

    Lane

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  5. Foreskin leather is useful for creating attractive and comfortable stool seats, of the type fancied by your banker/finance crowd. I wonder if the jewish conspiracy had anything to do with that?

    -RPTH

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  6. I'm pretty much a pacifist, but I watched about 5 minutes of that video, and I wanted to taser the CRAP outta the good Rev. What a tool! (and I don't mean that in a good way.)

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  7. In about 10 or 15, when those kids want to become emancipated minors just to get the hell away from their crazy parents, all its going to require is tucking a borrowed copy of "Spartan Wresters Illustrated" halfway under the mattress at home and bingo, no more contact with crazymom ever again.

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  8. Mutzali, 5 minutes or so is about how long my tolerance lasted as well. Is this how he acted when the INS pulled him over and he ended up with all those wounds? He can't be helping any lawsuit he might have by posting stuff like this.

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  9. Why is that young man pointing at his father and laughing?

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.