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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Government wants to Touch your Children's Naughty Bits

That's what Our Lady of The Quiverfull, Mrs. Pastor Steven L. Anderson, tells us:
In any case, these children are being brainwashed that it is okay for government agents to touch them like that, but anytime anyone else does it, it is considered molestation. I mean, with the government takeover of the health care system, doctors, nurses, and TSA agents all work for the same Big Daddy. Well, at least one pediatrician in the area was not quite the saint he was supposed to be. And then, shock of shocks, he fled house arrest a couple of months ago. So Kent Hovind [Dr. Dino] goes to federal prison for 10 years for supposed tax evasion, while a pediatrician distributing child p*rn [porn] on the internet gets house arrest that is not even very well supervised.

Next, we will be told that police can carry out these same "pat-downs" because, after all, they work for the government, and thus are god-like and always above reproach. And while we are at it, kids on their way into school should be subject to the same procedures, but again, no worries - we'll have teachers doing it, because being government workers, they can do no wrong. We need to trust them more.


Update from Heaven

Fox and Friends interviews Little Coulton Burpo, the little boy who went to Heaven and met God Jesus and John the Baptist. Like I said in my review of his dad's book, this kid gets every detail right. God is huge, man! He can palm the world in his hand!



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