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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Rep. Patrick McHenry Proclaims Victory

Congressman, heterosexual rights activist, and operator of McHenry's Hostel for Young, Strapping, Republican Men, Patrick McHenry, tweeted the following on Monday:
Small victories... http://wapo.st/hzf3bU #goodbyecornforks
What was this victory? The Party of Reagan, Nixon, Harding, and Bush finally ended the hippislamunistofascist-imposed tyranny of mulching at the Capital Building.

Go to hell, granola-crunching libertines everywhere.