Proudly White Individual of European Descent
RaHoWa Fellow, The White Voice
Dear Mr. King,
After all you've done to ease the sad, sorry plight of the white hetero male, you'd think the toleranceofascists would let up a little bit. They've mocked you for your lilac socks, your propensity to pile old, discarded furniture in your yard, and the way you defend yourself against charges of racism by threatening to shoot your detractors with your 9mm "bitch ass nigger eater." You'd think that'd be enough, but apparently it isn't. Now, they've taken your persecution to another level. They hired your double to produce a video that will destroy your reputation in the saving white people movement.
Seriously, take a look at this screencap. A man who looks like a better dressed you is holding a sign requesting anal sex:
At about 1:32 into the video, your look-alike begins screaming "I served you!" at a pack of homosexualist bikers:
A little later, your doppelganger allowed himself to be bunny-eared by a vicious lesbian:
The rest of the video features various additional lesbians verbally kicking your look-alike's ass while the camera focuses on closeups of his ill-fitting, dog-hair accessorized suit.
Dammit, you have to do something about this. Denounce the video quickly, before you become a complete laughingstock.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
