The pastor's wife

I'm adding a chapter about the Faithful Word Baptist Church schism to the Even Newer Testament God commanded me to write, but it will be a few days before it's ready to post. In the mean time, there are new developments. It appears that Zsuzsana is the one who hacked into Helen Edward's blog, and filled with the spirit of the Lord, mocked her sanity with a poll (I think all the worrying about her husband and Amanda is getting to Zsuzsanna).

Someone, my guess is Zsuzsanna, also hacked into another dissenters blog, and like Paul to the Thessalonians, mocked her for her weight:

These are a few of my favorite things...
bacon
Big Macs
Little Debbie's Snack Cakes
Ranch dressing by the bowl
anything made with hydrogenated lard
my sedentary job as an ACE school monitor

The hacker seized a third persons blog as well and made fun of her poverty:

We need a ride to Apache Junction, Arizona. I've posted an ad on Craigslist requesting a rideshare, but haven't received any replies. Please help!! If you're headed I-40 W out of Memphis, please let us know. My sister and I have sold all our earthly possessions, since we won't be needing them. Between the two of us we have $37.43 to help pay for gas. We must arrive before the Edwards family performs the ceremony and we're left behind!!
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And posted a phony suicide note:

Goodbye
I will no longer be blogging. My sister and I have entered into a suicide pact with the Edwards family, our only true friends 'til the end

Zsuzsanna took a break from blogging for a few days--well, on her own blog anyway; as you can see, she's been very busy blogging the gospel on others. But, she returned yesterday with a post featuring her father shooting the ol' Anderson family AR-15 assault rifle (no doubt a skill he picked up from the Államvédelmi Hatóság). Given the events of the last week, it looks like a not-so-subtle threat against the Edwards family to me. Praise the Lord!

By their works, ye shall know them.