Our Lady of the Holy Wolf Slaughter, Sister Sarah Palin, whose major accomplishments include:
- Fought for and signed House Bill 3001 for awarding a contract to TransCanada Alaska for developing and building a pipeline stretching for 1,715 miles from the Prudhoe Bay treatment plant to Alberta Canada.
- Fired the gubernatorial chef.
- Issued Administrative Order 242 signed August 20, 2008. This order puts together a co-op of the Department of Natural Resources and the Department of Revenue to work with organizations who wish to commercialize Alaska's North Slope natural gas.
- Defended the Constitutional right to use aircraft when executing wolfofascists.
- Follows God's commandment to pee standing up.
- Raises his children to hate "faggots" and Obama.
- Preaches that Barney Frank, gays, and Obama should die.
- Fails to stop wife and followers from persecuting (multiple posts) a family and mocking their twelve-year-old daughter.
- The Mental Health Parity Act of 1996
- State Children's Health Insurance Program (S-CHIP)
- Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act of 2009 (Americorps)
- The Civil Rights Act of 1964
- The Voting Rights Act of 1965
- Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993
- Fair Housing Act of 1968
- Handicapped Children's Protection Act of 1986 (overturning a SCOTUS decision)
- Ryan White Care Act of 1990 (AIDS care)
- Americans with Disability Act of '90
- Civil Rights Act of 1991
- Minority Health & Health Disparities Research & Education Act of 2000
- National & Community Service Trust Act of 1993 (Americorps)
- Mammography Quality Standards Act of 1990
- Military Child Care Act of 1989
- The WARN Act of 1988 (60 days notice prior to plant closings)
- Employment Opportunities for Disabled Americans Act of 1986
- Anti-Apartheid Act of 1986 (vetoed by Reagan)
- Job Training Partnership Act of 1980
- Refugee Act of 1980
- Civil Rights of Institutionalized Persons Act of 1980
- Individuals with Disabilities in Education Act - 1975
- Title IX of Education Amendments of '72 (bans sex discrimination by schools getting Fed $)
- Establishment of Women, Infants & Childrens ("WIC") Nutrition Program at USDA
- Low Income Heating Energy Assistance Act of 1970
- Older American Community Service Employment Act of 1970
- Occupational Safety & Health Administration Act of 1970
- The Voting Rights Act amendments of 1970
- The Bilingual Education Act of 1968
- The Economic Opportunity Act of 1964 (War on Poverty: Head Start, Job Corps)
- The Mental Health Parity Act of 1996