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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

My second call to the Prince

Here are the videos of my second call to Prince Shannon (I had to split it up to meet length requirements). I also transcribed a few excerpts from the call. They appear below the videos.

Prince Shannon is angry about my request for photos of his men wearing the invisible Ephesians 6 armor of God. He also refuses to salute me and denigrates Spartan-style wrestling by making it sound tawdry, cheap, and dirty.





The Prince And I: Previous discussions with Prince Shannon
I write Prince Shannon
My first call to Prince Shannon.
Calling Prince Shannon again.
Another email: A Fist full of Photos

I'm including a partial transcript for those who can't watch videos at work.

Prince Shannon: You asked for naked pictures of men? What are you, insane? Why would you want naked pictures of men?

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: That's how I gauge the fit of the Armor of God.

Prince Shannon: No, no, no, no, no. That's not what He [Jesus] means by the armor of God--to send a bunch of naked pictures of men.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Uh, well, the Armor of God is invisible. You...

Prince Shannon: We're just going to argue.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: You can't see it. You just gotta look at the impressions.

***
Prince Shannon: You're saying a bunch of men and to take their staff and put it in your glory hole and then to put lipstick on...

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Cave of Shame. Don't you, don't you make that sound dirty. Don't you dare make Spartan wrestling into a dirty thing.

Prince Shannon: Well, it is dirty.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Noooo! It's an ancient form of warriorly combat between culture warriors. It's an honor. It's an honor, sir.

Prince Shannon: It's and honor to wrestle with a bunch of naked men? Do you actually do this?

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Of course I do. Do you think I'd make something like that up?

Prince Shannon: I would surely hope you wouldn't But I'd hope you wouldn't be serious at the same time.

***

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Don't you dare say that I asked you to send naked pictures to me, That's not the purpose. Sure, sure, you might appear naked in the photos, but what the purpose is, is to see how the Armor of God fits you. The Armor of God is invisible...

Prince Shannon: It is pornography... It is disgusting pornography, and I don't care how you view it...

***

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Why else would you be attacking me, the leader of one of the biggest militia groups for over a decade now.

Prince Shannon: I give you full respect for that. I give you full respect for that...

***

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: I just asked you to send me photos. It's not like I touch myself, much, when I look at them.

Prince Shannon: You can't understand that would be weird, at best, and not follow up on that, and not explain that before you put a call up like that?

***

Prince Shannon: I'm not going to wrestle naked with a bunch of guys. That's a party I won't come too.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: That's the greatest honor one warrior can give to another. I'm not going to give you that, now.

Prince Shannon: It may have been for that time, General, but the way it works today. You don't think I'm a warrior.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: I don't think you deserve the honor of having my rigid shaft driven deep into your cave of shame.

Prince Shannon: No, I don't think so. I don't think that is an honorable thing, you know, to have some man's penis...

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Don't you, don't you make it sound dirty, now.

Prince Shannon: That is dirty general. you've got to be kidding me.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: No, it's a warriorly thing. If you understood the ways of our Spartan warrior forefathers, you'd understand this.

Prince Shannon: I don't care what the ancient Spartan forefathers did if there are a bunch of naked men wrestling around. And I know they were tough. I know that they were, you know, a real force to be reckoned with, the Spartans were. I understand that. OK, but this isn't Sparta. This is America, here. And we're going down the tubes.

And our groups need each other. We don't need to be talking about things like this. If we have disagreements that's one thing, General. I can overlook that. You believe this way. I believe that way. So what. It has nothing to do with our Constitution....General, we're losing our nation right now. We don't need to be arguing and fighting and doing things like this. We're supposed to bring our groups together...

***

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: You can either send me the photos or not, whatever.

Prince Shannon: Absolutely not. That will not happen, General.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Well...

Prince Shannon: No. That will not happen.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot: Well, OK. I offered to help. I really believe that you're probably some kind of libislamunistofascist.